Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007218672
Category : Chick lit
Languages : en
Pages : 29
Book Description
The delightful story told by British teen Georgia Nicholson through her journals--a Michael L.
Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007218672
Category : Chick lit
Languages : en
Pages : 29
Book Description
The delightful story told by British teen Georgia Nicholson through her journals--a Michael L.
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062300261
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
Angus: My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador, only mad. Thongs: Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell. Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues ... everything. Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!
On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006230027X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
Georgia Nicolson has started dating the Sex God (aka Robbie). So life should be perfect . . . except in Georgia's life, nothing is ever perfect. Her cat, Angus (the size of a small Labrador), is terrorizing the neighborhood. Her sister, Libby (who is slightly mad), hides her pooey knickers at the bottom of Georgia's bed. Then the Sex God breaks it off because she's too young. It's time for a plan. It's time for a Red Herring. It's time for Georgia to become a "heartless boy magnet!"
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061975370
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 208
Book Description
As I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable. The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher. In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061975354
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 244
Book Description
Georgia thought she had put her "red-bottomosity" to rest when she finally chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh. Anyway, Dave the Laugh is now dating her friend Ellen (which didn't stop Georgia from snogging him at a party...) But when Dave breaks up with Ellen and the Sex God is never around, Georgia doesn't know what to do! As always, in Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!
Withering Tights
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006208464X
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 290
Book Description
Wow. This is it. This is me growing up. On my own, going to Performing Arts College. This is good-bye, Tallulah, you long, gangly thing, and hellooooo, Lullah, star of stage. Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales—eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!
The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-10 (The Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson)
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0007526881
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 1367
Book Description
Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!
Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 006058937X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 324
Book Description
We are going to Hamburger-a-gogo land! We are going there so that I can follow the Luuurve God, Masimo. He has gone to visit his olds, leaving me, his new (and lurker-free) nearly girlfriend, in Billy Shakespeare land. So he thinks! Imagine how thrilled he will be when I pop up where he is and say “Howdy!” Or whatever it is they say over there. Let the overseas snog fest begin!!! Georgia can't wait to visit Hamburger-a-gogo land with Jas in tow so she can finally track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat. But after a long week in America, Georgia only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco -- before she's dragged back to England by Mutti and Vati.Will Georgia be able to reel in the Italian dreamboat, or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?
Stop in the Name of Pants!
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061975427
Category : Young Adult Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 343
Book Description
Time to gird the loins and pucker up. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! When Georgia embraced being the girlfriend of a Rock Legend/Luurve God, she thought that was the end of her lovenosity woes. As usual, Georgia is the last to know what she is talking about. Now there's the small matter of a snogging accident involving her matey-type mate Dave the Laugh and some toasted newts in her undercrackers. Can Georgia lock up her red bottom and throw away the key?
‘...startled by his furry shorts!’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 7)
Author: Louise RennisonPublisher: HarperCollinsChildren’sBooks
ISBN: 0007279027
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 288
Book Description
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out in EB!