Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!

Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do! PDF Author: Kalli Dakos
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781439107829
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 64

Book Description
In this delicious companion volume to If You’re Not Here, Please Raise Your Hand, thirty-seven poems and miniplays celebrate elementary school life and the funny, poignant, wondrous, and telling moments that can happen only in a classroom.

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud

I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud PDF Author: Max Greenfield
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593616596
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 25

Book Description
Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.

Don't Read This Book!

Don't Read This Book! PDF Author: Jill Lewis
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781589250949
Category : Characters and characteristics in literature
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.

Don't Read Poetry

Don't Read Poetry PDF Author: Stephanie Burt
Publisher: Basic Books
ISBN: 0465094511
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 243

Book Description
An award-winning poet offers a brilliant introduction to the joys--and challenges--of the genre In Don't Read Poetry, award-winning poet and literary critic Stephanie Burt offers an accessible introduction to the seemingly daunting task of reading, understanding, and appreciating poetry. Burt dispels preconceptions about poetry and explains how poems speak to one another--and how they can speak to our lives. She shows readers how to find more poems once they have some poems they like, and how to connect the poetry of the past to the poetry of the present. Burt moves seamlessly from Shakespeare and other classics to the contemporary poetry circulated on Tumblr and Twitter. She challenges the assumptions that many of us make about "poetry," whether we think we like it or think we don't, in order to help us cherish--and distinguish among--individual poems. A masterful guide to a sometimes confounding genre, Don't Read Poetry will instruct and delight ingénues and cognoscenti alike.

Please Don't Read This Book

Please Don't Read This Book PDF Author: Deanna Kizis
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 059311681X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot

Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book PDF Author: Andy Lee
Publisher: Scholastic Press
ISBN: 9781338668988
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.

A Book for Escargot

A Book for Escargot PDF Author: Dashka Slater
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
ISBN: 1250783607
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40

Book Description
*An Amazon Best Book of the Year and Indie Bestseller!* In A Book for Escargot, the standalone sequel to Escargot--written by award-winning and New York Times-bestselling author Dashka Slater and illustrated by Sydney Hanson--we follow a funny and charming French snail through a library to find the book of his dreams. Bonjour! It is moi, Escargot, your favorite French snail. Today I am going on a trip to the library, where there are so many stories to choose from! Stories about dog superheroes... guinea pig detectives.... and flamingo astronauts. But sadly, none of these books is about a daring snail hero who saves the day. What is that you say? Perhaps this is the book about the snail hero? Ooh-la-la!

Don't Read this Book

Don't Read this Book PDF Author: Donald Roos
Publisher: BIS Publishers
ISBN: 9789063694234
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 516

Book Description
When times are particularly difficult, and you are likely to slip into despair, some of the greatest pop songs can provide true comfort to make it through the pain. The problem with advice in general is that we often don't take it. The great thing about advice songs is that you can kick back and listen to someone else coach you through a tough situation while rocking out at the same time. This wonderful book lists 250 of the best pop songs for those times that solid life advice is needed. The songs represent all popular music styles from the last fifty years, from rock to folk, and from punk to hip hop. There are for example many times in which the three words "let it be" are words of wisdom. Although the lyrics may have originally been written in reference to interpersonal difficulties within the Beatles, the song does possess a universality that makes "Let It Be" one of the great advice pop songs of all time. Other famous pop music advice to live by: "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones "If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free" by Sting "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (Frank Zappa) is a collection of all the famous advice songs and many surprises as well. It gives the reader the song titles, painted by hand by the designer, and a striking quote from the song lyrics as well as indices on artist and themes. This well produced, iconic looking album of words of wisdom from pop music is the perfect gift for music lovers of all ages.

How to Read a Book

How to Read a Book PDF Author: Mortimer J. Adler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476790159
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 448

Book Description
Investigates the art of reading by examining each aspect of reading, problems encountered, and tells how to combat them.

Don't Read This Book Before Bed

Don't Read This Book Before Bed PDF Author: Anna Claybourne
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426328419
Category : Ghosts
Languages : en
Pages : 148

Book Description
Presents true stories about real-life monsters, doomed domains, and strange disappearances, many attributed to ghosts and other supernatural encounters.