My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback PDF Download

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
ISBN: 1418553425
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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In his newest, original outing, bungling hero Wally McDoogle runs into trouble by unfairly judging others and gossiping behind people's backs. But it's not until he tries to see people through the eyes of God that he realizes it's better to love than to judge.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
ISBN: 9780849959950
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 136

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When Wally teases or judges someone unfairly, from his school's janitor to a quarterback playing in the Super Bowl, he suddenly becomes that person, and soon realizes the importance of trying to see others through the eyes of God.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
ISBN: 1418553360
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
ISBN: 1418535044
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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"It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
ISBN: 1418553328
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger. All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 1418535141
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 1418535176
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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"Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. "Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too." So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Tommy Nelson
ISBN: 1418535052
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Only master of mayhem Wally McDoogle can turn an innocent game of laser tag into international espionage. From the Swiss Alps to the African plains, Agent 00 1/7th bumblingly employs such top-secret gizmos as rocket-powered toilet paper, exploding dental floss and the ever-popular transformer tacos (don't laugh, they get great gas mileage) in a desperate attempt to stop the dreaded and super secret . . . Giggle Gun. It isn't until Wally finally takes responsibility for his actions (which unfortunately involves leaping out of a jet fighter traveling 1.2 gazillion miles an hour), that he is finally able to save his life. . . And while he is at it, the entire free world.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 1418535125
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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A hot-air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Author: Bill Myers
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
ISBN: 1418535133
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of primitive jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a missions trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments . . . Until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.