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Author: Dave Bounds Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 138
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To this day, people of all ages, from all walks of life, continue to quote the immortal Show About Nothing, because Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, and a hilarious host of other characters keep giving us something to say-like having a Secret Silly Service dispatch connected to a nearly invisible earbud in one ear, feeding us one-liners whenever we need them.There's a reason that the best.sitcom.ever remains not only eminently quote-worthy, but also oh-so-applicable all these years later: The show presented an accessibly witty perspective that says no matter what comes your way, there's a Seinfeld line to comment on, cope with, or conquer it. One book has finally captured the basics of that Seinfeld state of mind. Seinfeld-ism: How the Wisdom, Philosophy, Yada Yada Yada of TV's Greatest Sitcom Can Help You Survive Life, based on the popular, New York Times-cited blog, presents scores of socially strategic Seinfeld quotes and how to apply them to your life-and find life the better for it. Want to bring a proud friend down a notch? Look to Elaine as she once told Jerry, "The way I see it...you are the doofus." Hear someone showing off their vocabulary? Consider Jerry's reply to George, "How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?" All the observations, comebacks, warnings, and more that you need are here-including new material never before published-arranged in convenient topical categories.Are you master of your conversational domains? Let Seinfeld-ism give you the "reality tour" of what to say, when, and how to say it-and you'll never be at a loss for words. Or at least you'll have a really good book to put on your coffee table.
Author: Dave Bounds Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 138
Book Description
To this day, people of all ages, from all walks of life, continue to quote the immortal Show About Nothing, because Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, and a hilarious host of other characters keep giving us something to say-like having a Secret Silly Service dispatch connected to a nearly invisible earbud in one ear, feeding us one-liners whenever we need them.There's a reason that the best.sitcom.ever remains not only eminently quote-worthy, but also oh-so-applicable all these years later: The show presented an accessibly witty perspective that says no matter what comes your way, there's a Seinfeld line to comment on, cope with, or conquer it. One book has finally captured the basics of that Seinfeld state of mind. Seinfeld-ism: How the Wisdom, Philosophy, Yada Yada Yada of TV's Greatest Sitcom Can Help You Survive Life, based on the popular, New York Times-cited blog, presents scores of socially strategic Seinfeld quotes and how to apply them to your life-and find life the better for it. Want to bring a proud friend down a notch? Look to Elaine as she once told Jerry, "The way I see it...you are the doofus." Hear someone showing off their vocabulary? Consider Jerry's reply to George, "How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?" All the observations, comebacks, warnings, and more that you need are here-including new material never before published-arranged in convenient topical categories.Are you master of your conversational domains? Let Seinfeld-ism give you the "reality tour" of what to say, when, and how to say it-and you'll never be at a loss for words. Or at least you'll have a really good book to put on your coffee table.
Author: Ian F. Svenonius Publisher: Akashic Books ISBN: 1617757845 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 157
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A reissue of Ian F. Svenonius’s cult-classic debut essay collection, including brand-new writing in this expanded edition. “Everything author-slash-punk-icon Ian Svenonius says is interesting, and this book of satirical essays—originally published in 2006, now back in print—proves it . . . You’ll laugh until you cry.” —Washington Post A new, expanded collection of essays and articles from one of the mainstays of the Washington, DC, underground rock and roll scene, The Psychic Soviet is Ian F. Svenonius’s groundbreaking first book of writings. The selections are written in a lettered yet engaging style, filled with parody and biting humor that subvert capitalist culture, and cover such topics as the ascent of the DJ as a star, the “cosmic depression” that followed the defeat of the USSR, how Seinfeld caused the bankruptcy of modern pop culture, and the status of rock and roll as a religion. The pocket-sized book is bound with a durable bright-pink plastic cover, recalling the aesthetics of Mao’s Little Red Book, and perfect for carrying into the fray of street battle, classroom, or lunch-counter argument.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0060953039 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 546
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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.
Author: Nijay K. Gupta Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers ISBN: 1725292246 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 129
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Students are expected to research and write, but they aren’t always taught how to do these things well. The Writer walks through Nijay K. Gupta’s approach to and best practices for becoming an effective and efficient writer in biblical studies. He handles a wide spectrum of issues from idea conception to research and note-taking to book proposals and contracts to working with publishers and more. Gupta shares his own publishing autobiography, offering the chance for aspiring writers to learn from the ups and downs of his experiences.
Author: J. D. Vance Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0062872257 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 270
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THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER IS NOW A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE DIRECTED BY RON HOWARD AND STARRING AMY ADAMS, GLENN CLOSE, AND GABRIEL BASSO "You will not read a more important book about America this year."—The Economist "A riveting book."—The Wall Street Journal "Essential reading."—David Brooks, New York Times Hillbilly Elegy is a passionate and personal analysis of a culture in crisis—that of white working-class Americans. The disintegration of this group, a process that has been slowly occurring now for more than forty years, has been reported with growing frequency and alarm, but has never before been written about as searingly from the inside. J. D. Vance tells the true story of what a social, regional, and class decline feels like when you were born with it hung around your neck. The Vance family story begins hopefully in postwar America. J. D.’s grandparents were “dirt poor and in love,” and moved north from Kentucky’s Appalachia region to Ohio in the hopes of escaping the dreadful poverty around them. They raised a middle-class family, and eventually one of their grandchildren would graduate from Yale Law School, a conventional marker of success in achieving generational upward mobility. But as the family saga of Hillbilly Elegy plays out, we learn that J.D.'s grandparents, aunt, uncle, sister, and, most of all, his mother struggled profoundly with the demands of their new middle-class life, never fully escaping the legacy of abuse, alcoholism, poverty, and trauma so characteristic of their part of America. With piercing honesty, Vance shows how he himself still carries around the demons of his chaotic family history. A deeply moving memoir, with its share of humor and vividly colorful figures, Hillbilly Elegy is the story of how upward mobility really feels. And it is an urgent and troubling meditation on the loss of the American dream for a large segment of this country.
Author: David Wild Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA) ISBN: Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 204
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As America prepares for what will be--Jerry willing--a long goodbye to its most beloved, #1 TV show, bestselling author David Wild celebrates nine years of "Seinfeld's" neurotic greatness with a witty and sophisticated book of all things "Seinfeld"ian. Included are an episode-by-episode look at every season, the complete "Seinfeld" "filmography", a "Seinfeld" dating guide, and "yadda, yadda, yadda". 30 illustrations.
Author: Steve Martin Publisher: Grand Central Publishing ISBN: 0446573663 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 320
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Lacey Yeager is young, captivating, and ambitious enough to take the NYC art world by storm. Groomed at Sotheby's and hungry to keep climbing the social and career ladders put before her, Lacey charms men and women, old and young, rich and even richer with her magnetic charisma and liveliness. Her ascension to the highest tiers of the city parallel the soaring heights--and, at times, the dark lows--of the art world and the country from the late 1990s through today.
Author: Ellen Freudenheim Publisher: Rutgers University Press ISBN: 0813577454 Category : History Languages : en Pages : 361
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From Paris to Rio, everyone’s curious about hot, new Brooklyn. The Brooklyn Experience, Ellen Freudenheim’s fourth comprehensive Brooklyn guidebook, offers a true insider’s guide, complete with photographs, itineraries, and insights into one of the most creative, dynamic cities in the modern world. Walk over the Brooklyn Bridge at dawn or sunset, discover thirty-eight unique Brooklyn neighborhoods, and experience the borough like a native. Find out where to go to the beach and to eat great pizza, what to do with the kids, how to enjoy free and cheap activities, and where to savor Brooklyn’s famous cuisines. Visit cool independent shops, greenmarkets, festivals, and delve into the vibrant new cultural scene at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, Barclays Center, and the lively exploding neighborhoods of DUMBO, Williamsburg, and Bushwick. Included in the book are essays and the pithy, sometimes funny comments of sixty cultural, literary, and culinary movers and shakers, culled from exclusive interviews with experts from the James Beard Foundation to the cofounder of the famous Brooklyn Book Festival, as well as MacArthur “genius” award winners, to young entrepreneurs, hipsters, and activists, all of whom have something to say about Brooklyn’s stunning renaissance. Neighborhood profiles are rich in user-friendly information and details, including movies, celebrities, and novels associated with each neighborhood. There are also 800 listings of great restaurants, bars, shops, parks, cultural institutions, and historical sites, complete with contact information. Targeting the independent, curious traveler, The Brooklyn Experience includes a dozen “do-it-yourself” tours, including a visit to Woody Allen’s childhood neighborhood, and amazing Revolutionary and Civil War sites. Freudenheim draws clear—and sometimes surprising—connections between old and new Brooklyn. Written by an author with an astounding knowledge of all Brooklyn has to offer, The Brooklyn Experience will guide both first-time and repeat visitors, and will be a fun resource for Brooklynites who enjoy exploring their own hometown.
Author: Danah Boyd Publisher: Yale University Press ISBN: 0300166311 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 296
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Surveys the online social habits of American teens and analyzes the role technology and social media plays in their lives, examining common misconceptions about such topics as identity, privacy, danger, and bullying.
Author: Gersh Kuntzman Publisher: AtRandom ISBN: 0679647090 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 265
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Hair! Mankind's Historic Quest to End Baldness is a social history of one of humanity's most irksome problems: male pattern baldness. Throughout the centuries, Man (not his real name) has tried everything to hide, treat and repair baldness, as well as a host of nostrums designed to coax hair growth from the scalp (or, at least, money from the wallets of unsuspecting baldies). Yet we stand on the brink of a truly historic epoch: Two drugs are now federally approved remedies for baldness and more are on the way while surgical techniques continue to improve, and even hairpieces are becoming acceptable again. Will baldness, the stigma it carries, and the profound psychological toll it takes on men soon be things of the past? Will bald men someday be electable? Are these even rhetorical questions? Gersh Kuntzman takes you from the laboratories of Merck, maker of Propecia, to the operating rooms of the nation's best hair-transplant surgeons, to the rug men working on the cutting edge of artificial hair design. Hair! covers baldness like nothing before.
Author: Dave Bounds
Author: Dave Bounds
Author: Ian F. Svenonius
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Author: Nijay K. Gupta
Author: J. D. Vance
Author: David Wild
Author: Steve Martin
Author: Ellen Freudenheim
Author: Danah Boyd
Author: Gersh Kuntzman