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Author: Bruce Lansky Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 9781416989134 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Author: Bruce Lansky Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 9781416989134 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Author: Sara E. Holbrook Publisher: Astra Publishing House ISBN: 1563976382 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 50
Book Description
In these four collections of verse (The Dog Ate My Homework, I Never Said I Wasn't Difficult, Am I Naturally This Crazy? and Which Way to the Dragon!), Sara Holbrook deals honestly with issues facing adolescents: school, divorce, anger, violence, love, friendship, and self-esteem. Through her straight-talk style, Holbrook captures the joys, pains, and attitudes that preteens and teenagers feel and provides a message of understanding that readers will appreciate.
Author: Joe Dwyer Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing ISBN: 1608449246 Category : Languages : en Pages : 206
Book Description
"The dog ate my homework..." There we go again-shifting the blame for our human gaffes and failures to our innocent canines. In his latest book, former Verizon Labor Relations Director and Sales Manager-and professional dog trainer- Joe Dwyer turns the classic canine excuse on its head with a fascinating exploration of accountability from the dog's view: What if our dogs, the most accountable among us, can teach us humans a thing or two about accountability? Through the stories of Dwyer's own four dogs-from therapy dog Shelby, who visits adult daycare facilities, to Spartacus, who attentively looks his owner in the eye when being reprimanded-The Dog Ate My Homework-or Did He? reveals seven powerful areas of accountability that are key to success in business and in life. Readers will discover how to - unlock the power of accountability to advance one's career - leverage accountability to drive maximum performance -forge deeper relationships and attain greater personal fulfillment unlock the power of accountability to advance one's career leverage accountability to drive maximum performance forge deeper relationships and attain greater personal fulfillment. Authentic accountability is about making the leap from what we must do to the creative realm of what it is that we most hope to do-and, amazingly, it's our canine friends who can show us the way. "Through powerful storytelling and practical applications, Joe Dwyer helps create a road map foramoreaccountable-andmeaningful-life. Dogloverswillappreciatehisabilitytorelate the basic experiences of our canine friends to our complex human emotions and behaviors. Seasoned executives will find inspiration in Joe's approach and will take a renewed look at their own accountability in all aspects of their lives." CATHY ANN LEONARD, Senior Manager, Talent Development "This book about accountability from a dog's point of view is an incredible invitation for each of us to show up and make a difference. Every time he sees you, he's glad to see you, and he's accountable in every aspect of life. What a comparison to show us this simple, but powerful way of life that our canine friends live. Their presence and sense of responsibility are always there. What we can learn from dogs I love it. " JUANELL TEAGUE, Author of The Zig Ziglar Difference "In an intriguing way, Joe Dwyer utilizes the basic attributes of man's best friend to illustrate the fundamental concepts required to achieve authentic accountability in your personal, busi- ness and community life. The book offers a commonsense and thoughtful guide to a more fulfilling and meaningful life. An excellent read and well worth the time." JOHN W. HOWARD, General Manager Engineering, Verizon (retired)
Author: Teddy Dee Publisher: ISBN: 9781514381823 Category : Languages : en Pages : 82
Book Description
Laugh out loud as you share in the tale of a young boy and his dog as they scheme to finish a science project at the last minute. A story book of the highest caliber that delivers important cautionary message's for today's youth, specifically internet safety, exercising good judgement and the repercussions associated with procrastination.This book is a MUST HAVE for the home library! Opting for activities more enjoyable than homework, a young boy is faced with the looming due date of a science project for school. He resorts to the internet to find a quick solution to his problem. He happens upon a company offering overnight science projects, and although it seems to good to be true, he places an order. However, the package that arrives the next day is not the project he believes it to be, but instead a lesson he and his dog will never forget.
Author: Charles Montgomery Publisher: Charles Montgomery Books ISBN: 9781088012888 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 28
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A new twist on that classic excuse. This fun, rhyming read-aloud full of humor and imagination, will delight young readers (and their parents!). Includes 24 brightly-colored illustrations. Charles Montgomery's newest creation reminds us, once again, how much fun reading time can be.
Author: Bruce Coville Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1416938834 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 198
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Rod is surprised when a miniature spaceship lands in his school science project and reveals five tiny aliens, who ask his help in apprehending an interstellar criminal. Now reissued with an exciting new look. Illustrations.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt Publisher: ISBN: 9781525285417 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 158
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Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.
Author: Saragail Katzman Benjamin Publisher: ISBN: 9780823410477 Category : Dogs Languages : en Pages : 0
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Danny's decision to flunk the fifth grade deliberately is complicated when his teacher anonymously sends him a magical talking dog to do his homework for him.
Author: Derek Taylor Kent Publisher: Whimsical World ISBN: 1949213145 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 129
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For fans of Harry Potter, Goosebumps, and A Series of Unfortunate Events, this page-turning fantasy novel for ages 8-12 will keep young readers turning every page and cheering in triumph. Rudy Berkman thought he was the luckiest kid in the world when his family moved to Danville, recently named "The Best City in the World." There is no crime and the schools are considered the best in the nation. The only problem is, all the kids at Danville Junior High act like mindless robots and his teachers seem to want him dead! When an enchanted homework comes to life and 'eats' his dog alive, Rudy embarks on a dangerous quest with his kooky grandpa and the school bully to rescue his beloved best friend from a greater evil than he could ever imagine. This action-packed adventure is ideal for reluctant readers, superhero fans, and anyone who is looking for the next magical story after finishing Harry Potter.
Author: Bruce Lansky
Author: Bruce Lansky
Author: Sara E. Holbrook
Author: Aaron James
Author: Joe Dwyer
Author: Teddy Dee
Author: Charles Montgomery
Author: Bruce Coville
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Author: Saragail Katzman Benjamin
Author: Derek Taylor Kent