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Author: Richard Smith Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 9780761139478 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 164
Book Description
Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while youÕve probably made hundreds of excuses about why your catÕs this way, the sad fact isÑyour catÕs just not that into you. DonÕt despair. ItÕs not you. ItÕs your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this bookÑin the ÒI Guess Her Mind Is on Other ThingsÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe She Needs Her Own SpaceÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe He DidnÕt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian ShirtÓ excuse. TheyÕll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their catÕs I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), KlibanÕs Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wiseÑthis is, after all, from the author of the classic DieterÕs Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. ItÕs filled with insights into the interior life of the worldÕs most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my catÕs punk?
Author: Richard Smith Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 9780761139478 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 164
Book Description
Aloof. Haughty. Disdainful. Withholding. Moody. Petulant. Imperious. Sound like anyone you know? It does if you own a cat. And while youÕve probably made hundreds of excuses about why your catÕs this way, the sad fact isÑyour catÕs just not that into you. DonÕt despair. ItÕs not you. ItÕs your cat. Cats invented not being into you. Richard Smith is here to explain, and help. Forlorn cat owners everywhere will see themselves in this bookÑin the ÒI Guess Her Mind Is on Other ThingsÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe She Needs Her Own SpaceÓ excuse. In the ÒMaybe He DidnÕt Recognize Me in My New Hawaiian ShirtÓ excuse. TheyÕll educate themselves about feline indifference through the Know Thy Kitty Quizzes. Test their catÕs I.Q. Take the Schnapps-Porsche Well-Adjusted Cat Owner Analysis. Discover Ten Ways to Suck Up to Your Cat, including #2: leave affectionate Post-its in her kitty litter. In the tradition of All I Need to Know I Learned from My Cat (1.7 million copies in print), KlibanÕs Cat (985,000 copies in print), and even New York Timesbestseller Bad Cat (487,000 copies in print), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You is utterly loopy and yet dead-on wiseÑthis is, after all, from the author of the classic DieterÕs Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. ItÕs filled with insights into the interior life of the worldÕs most maddeningly mysterious animal, and into the damaged psyches of cat lovers who are so often given to wonder: Am I my catÕs punk?
Author: Greg Behrendt Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 141690977X Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 211
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Based on an episode of "Sex and the City," offers a lighthearted, no-nonsense look at dead-end relationships, providing advice for letting go and moving on.
Author: Jimmy Dore Publisher: Running Press ISBN: 0762453524 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 288
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Why is your brother-in-law concerned about the Estate Tax? Why do millionaire news reporters get everything wrong? Why are blood-sucking teachers bankrupting America? Jimmy Dore, the comedy darling of America's Progressive Left, answers all these questions and more! In this laugh-out-loud collection of essays that are both street-smart and informed, Jimmy sets out to discover what's wrong. Crackling with caustic wit and insight, no aspect of American life is safe from Jimmy's hilarious scrutiny. He gets to the heart of the issues: why Republicans should support gay marriage or why the President shouldn't have Secret Security until the country has gun control, bringing clarity and hilarity to the incoherent noise of our punditocracy. This outrageously entertaining manifesto is an excellent resource for those who have survived long arguments during family dinners. And in a media environment dominated by corporate interests, Jimmy's take-no-prisoners approach is fearless: going after both political parties, and all corners of mainstream news. A David against an army of Goliaths. Equal measures of silliness and spleen-venting, Your Country Is Just Not That Into You is the most oddly uplifting political book of the year.
Author: Kara King Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 212
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In today's world of online dating, social media, texting, and ghosting, navigating through the treacherous world of dating and relationships has become more confusing than ever. Kara King's controversial dating advice book Cats Don't Chase Dogs discusses how women can use the wisdom of the feline to live an amazing life as a woman, while simultaneously being the type of woman that captivates men and maneuvers through dating and relationships with ease. In this book you'll discover... How to stop being a doormat and start thinking like a goddess. How to influence and persuade men subconsciously. How to present yourself in a way that makes men beg for commitment. How to stop stressing over men and start obtaining quality relationships. How "MANipulations" prevent women from living their best lives and what you can do to escape their grip. How to be the type of woman who encourages a man to be his best self, and how this feminine influence helps change the world for the better! Learn these lessons and more by embracing the wisdom of the feline and applying this wisdom to your life as a woman. Kara King's dating advice books have empowered women around the world by dramatically empowering their lives and relationships by changing the way they think about men and dating... and it can change your life too! DISCLAIMER: This book contains strong language, sexual content, and subject matter that may be offensive to some readers.
Author: Dr. Justine Lee Publisher: Crown ISBN: 030739350X Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 274
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Finally, the truth about cats is out of the bag! If cat lovers are from Venus, then cats hail from another planet altogether. Mischievous and aloof one moment, affectionate the next, the cat is a confounding creature right down to its question mark of a tail. What cat owner hasn’t wondered what goes on inside that mysterious kitty brain? In this companion to It’s a Dog’s Life . . . but It’s Your Carpet, veterinary specialist Dr. Justine A. Lee answers your questions about all things feline in this entertaining and enlightening guide. An animal lover with two cats of her own, Dr. Lee combines scientific research with irreverent humor to address questions ranging from the common to the offbeat, including: • Do cats always land on their feet? • Can I train my cat to use the toilet? • Do cats have belly buttons? • How do I stop my cat from begging for food at 5:45 a.m.? • Can cats really predict death or cancer? • How can I make my antisocial cat more social? Dr. Lee also shares helpful hints on what to look for in a veterinarian. (Helpful Hint No. 1: Find a veterinarian who owns a cat.) She also reveals what every veterinarian wants you to know about being a smart consumer and pet owner. With tips on dealing with kitty’s more irksome behaviors (yes, she has some), advice on looking out for her health and well-being, and plenty of laughs, It’s a Cat’s World . . . You Just Live in It helps cat owners love and understand their quirky feline companions more than ever.
Author: Quasi Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. ISBN: 1402752962 Category : Cats Languages : en Pages : 132
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Quasi - an 18-pound white-furred tom - reveals to his fellow felines secrets like how to look as though butter wouldn't melt, how to get good food anytime, how to wake up peacefully sleeping humans early in the morning, and even a list of great places to dispose of hairballs.
Author: ReGina Welling Publisher: Willow Hill Books ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 735
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A Match Made in Spell True Love is Lexi Balefire’s gift, so how could she possibly be wicked? Not that it matters anyway, if Lexi doesn’t find her magic before midnight on her next birthday, she will never be a true witch. Wicked or otherwise.. All Spell is Breaking Loose Matchmaker Lexi Balefire just found out she’s no ordinary witch—she’s also a Daughter of Cupid and a Weaver of Fate—which explains how she’s always been able to recognize a true love match when she sees one. To Spell & Back Lexi Balefire thought she was finished unearthing new and outrageous information about her heritage—turns out, she was dead wrong. Still reeling from the pain of ultimate betrayal, and the near-loss of her soul mate, Kin Clark, Lexi embarks on a journey through time, uncovering pieces of the Balefire family’s sordid past. Series keywords: witch fantasy mystery, romantic fantasy mystery, psychic witch mystery comedy, funny romantic paranormal mystery, romantic mystery ghosts, romantic mystery aura reader, light romantic suspense, spirits, ghosts, tarot reader, romance series, romantic comedy series, paranormal romance, cozy romantic mystery series, for fans of Nora Roberts, romance mystery books, romance novels, fun and funny paranormal mystery series, cozy romance, romantic mystery, ghostly mystery, feel-good mystery, uplit, small town mystery, women sleuths, female protagonists, haunted mysteries, romantic mystery series, fae, faerie.
Author: Nancy Rider Hunt Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc. ISBN: 9781593598648 Category : Languages : en Pages : 88
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In this celebration of the bitch within, retro women bust down the walls without breaking a nail or mussing their hair. Nancy Rider Hunt, whose cards and magnets are sold nationwide, illustrated Bitch? Moi? With campy photo collages.If you find yourself wondering if he's worth shaving your legs for, if your inner diva just wants to get down and dirty once in a while, if you prefer your men tranquilized and tagged, make this book your manifesto and join the audacious sisterhood of women who know what they want and how to get it. Serve up some attitude with a twist as you tell the world: "It's Ms. Bitch to you!" Illustrated with photos or winsome artwork, Keepsakes are books to treasure and share. 72 pp, hardcover. 6 1/4" square.
Author: Tygo Lee Publisher: eBookIt.com ISBN: 1456628232 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 93
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Do you love cats? These entertaining tales, proudly narrated by Freddy the Cat, will offer you an enjoyable and informative overview of those adorable, independent-minded, and loving animals that form such an important part of our daily lives. With 50 short stories that range from the serious to the comical, you can explore a great variety of topics, including: feline worship in Ancient Egypt, personality, domestic and wild cat types, daily routines, health care, eating and diet, tracking and hunting abilities, their night vision and sensitive noses and ears, instincts, cat napping, body language, climbing and scratching obsessions, bathroom etiquette, human companionship, old age, and much more. And all of this is written from a cat's perspective about his own species! All About Cats--a part of Tygo Lee's unique collection of creative writings that range from the serious to the carefree and humorous, thoughtfully brought to life through a great variety of magical fables, fantasy tales, inspirational stories, and reflections. Immerse yourself in the wonderful world of cats today!
Author: Richard Smith
Author: Richard Smith
Author: Greg Behrendt
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Author: Tygo Lee