Author: Jill LewisPublisher:
ISBN: 9781589250949
Category : Characters and characteristics in literature
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.
Don't Read This Book!
Author: Jill LewisPublisher:
ISBN: 9781589250949
Category : Characters and characteristics in literature
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A king frantically rides throughout his kingdom trying to piece together fragments of his story.
I Don't Want to Read This Book Aloud
Author: Max GreenfieldPublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0593616596
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 25
Book Description
Another hilarious picture book from actor Max Greenfield, author of I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, dedicated to introverts of all ages, about the horrors of reading aloud. Nobody in the world actually enjoys reading aloud, do they? Impossible! After all, any number of terrible things could happen: you might come across a word you don't know how to pronounce. Or get distracted by a volcano eruption and lose your place. Even worse, you might accidentally hear the sound of your own voice! Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl, The Neighborhood) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery, the duo behind I Don't Want To Read This Book and This Book Is Not a Present, are back with another side-splitting picture book that's sure to have kids shouting for repeat read-alouds.
I Will Not Read This Book
Author: Cece MengPublisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547049714
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 37
Book Description
A child adamantly refuses to read a book, regardless of the increasingly outrageous circumstances that might occur. In this book illustrated with wit and whimsy by Ang, Meng delivers once again with this story of how the ultimate reluctant reader becomes a book lover. Full color.
Please Don't Read This Book
Author: Deanna KizisPublisher: Penguin
ISBN: 059311681X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot
Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy LeePublisher: Scholastic Press
ISBN: 9781338668988
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
"Originally published in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd." -- Verso.
Do Not Read this Book
Author: Pat MoonPublisher: Watts Publishing Group
ISBN: 9781841214351
Category : Children's stories
Languages : en
Pages : 153
Book Description
A funny lively story about growing up and living with change, wittily written in diary format from an award-winning author.
Don't Read Poetry
Author: Stephanie BurtPublisher: Basic Books
ISBN: 0465094511
Category : Literary Criticism
Languages : en
Pages : 243
Book Description
An award-winning poet offers a brilliant introduction to the joys--and challenges--of the genre In Don't Read Poetry, award-winning poet and literary critic Stephanie Burt offers an accessible introduction to the seemingly daunting task of reading, understanding, and appreciating poetry. Burt dispels preconceptions about poetry and explains how poems speak to one another--and how they can speak to our lives. She shows readers how to find more poems once they have some poems they like, and how to connect the poetry of the past to the poetry of the present. Burt moves seamlessly from Shakespeare and other classics to the contemporary poetry circulated on Tumblr and Twitter. She challenges the assumptions that many of us make about "poetry," whether we think we like it or think we don't, in order to help us cherish--and distinguish among--individual poems. A masterful guide to a sometimes confounding genre, Don't Read Poetry will instruct and delight ingénues and cognoscenti alike.
No Reading Allowed
Author: Raj HaldarPublisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728239265
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 43
Book Description
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
The Book That Did Not Want to Be Read
Author: David SundinPublisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1665910828
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 44
Book Description
Beware! This picture book will do anything in its power to stay unread in this fun, interactive, and irresistibly silly read-aloud perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures and Press Here. WARNING! Stop what you’re doing! Don’t you know that this book does not want to be read? If you try, all sorts of unfortunate things will happen. It will turn into a steering wheel! Letters will go missing! The book will act up and squirm around and grow wings and try to fly away! It will even insert a bunny that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. A persistent reader might see all kinds of strange and magical things, silly and secret things…But this book just does not want to be read, and it’s better to leave it alone. ...Or is it?
Don't Read This Book Before Bed
Author: Anna ClaybournePublisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1426328419
Category : Ghosts
Languages : en
Pages : 148
Book Description
Presents true stories about real-life monsters, doomed domains, and strange disappearances, many attributed to ghosts and other supernatural encounters.