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Author: Shel Silverstein Publisher: ISBN: 9780439709972 Category : Children's poetry, American Languages : en Pages : 116
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Perfect to read alone, with a friend, a parent, or your teacher, this book is filled with poems by a variety of well-known children's poets.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 1442455853 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 80
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Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).
Author: Bruce Lansky Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 9781416989134 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky’s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky’s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named “I” or “me” who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers – they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: -a “too friendly” dog who should be using Scope -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework -a kid who thinks his cat isn’t smart because it won’t come when called and won’t shake, beg or fetch -a young “Romeo” who “climbed up the door and opened the stairs” after his first kiss - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year’s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky’s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious – and don’t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.
Author: Joe Dwyer Publisher: Dog Ear Publishing ISBN: 1608449246 Category : Languages : en Pages : 206
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"The dog ate my homework..." There we go again-shifting the blame for our human gaffes and failures to our innocent canines. In his latest book, former Verizon Labor Relations Director and Sales Manager-and professional dog trainer- Joe Dwyer turns the classic canine excuse on its head with a fascinating exploration of accountability from the dog's view: What if our dogs, the most accountable among us, can teach us humans a thing or two about accountability? Through the stories of Dwyer's own four dogs-from therapy dog Shelby, who visits adult daycare facilities, to Spartacus, who attentively looks his owner in the eye when being reprimanded-The Dog Ate My Homework-or Did He? reveals seven powerful areas of accountability that are key to success in business and in life. Readers will discover how to - unlock the power of accountability to advance one's career - leverage accountability to drive maximum performance -forge deeper relationships and attain greater personal fulfillment unlock the power of accountability to advance one's career leverage accountability to drive maximum performance forge deeper relationships and attain greater personal fulfillment. Authentic accountability is about making the leap from what we must do to the creative realm of what it is that we most hope to do-and, amazingly, it's our canine friends who can show us the way. "Through powerful storytelling and practical applications, Joe Dwyer helps create a road map foramoreaccountable-andmeaningful-life. Dogloverswillappreciatehisabilitytorelate the basic experiences of our canine friends to our complex human emotions and behaviors. Seasoned executives will find inspiration in Joe's approach and will take a renewed look at their own accountability in all aspects of their lives." CATHY ANN LEONARD, Senior Manager, Talent Development "This book about accountability from a dog's point of view is an incredible invitation for each of us to show up and make a difference. Every time he sees you, he's glad to see you, and he's accountable in every aspect of life. What a comparison to show us this simple, but powerful way of life that our canine friends live. Their presence and sense of responsibility are always there. What we can learn from dogs I love it. " JUANELL TEAGUE, Author of The Zig Ziglar Difference "In an intriguing way, Joe Dwyer utilizes the basic attributes of man's best friend to illustrate the fundamental concepts required to achieve authentic accountability in your personal, busi- ness and community life. The book offers a commonsense and thoughtful guide to a more fulfilling and meaningful life. An excellent read and well worth the time." JOHN W. HOWARD, General Manager Engineering, Verizon (retired)
Author: Charles Montgomery Publisher: Charles Montgomery Books ISBN: 9781088012888 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 28
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A new twist on that classic excuse. This fun, rhyming read-aloud full of humor and imagination, will delight young readers (and their parents!). Includes 24 brightly-colored illustrations. Charles Montgomery's newest creation reminds us, once again, how much fun reading time can be.
Author: Shel Silverstein Publisher: ISBN: 9780439709972 Category : Children's poetry, American Languages : en Pages : 116
Book Description
Perfect to read alone, with a friend, a parent, or your teacher, this book is filled with poems by a variety of well-known children's poets.
Author: Bruce Lansky Publisher: ISBN: 9780439628587 Category : Children's poetry, American Languages : en Pages : 100
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This book used to be called Poetry Party, but that title didn't tell the whole story. It's a collection of Bruce Lansky's funny poems that you'll want to read out loud to your friends and family. It's a laugh riot!
Author: Greg Van Eekhout Publisher: Benchmark Education Company ISBN: 1936258307 Category : Languages : en Pages : 28
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In the future, many animals can talk, and some have jobs. Evan outwits his dog, Bart, to do his homework. Or does he? A space explorer from 24th century Earth is on a mission to bring civilization to the tiny people of planet Tau Ceti. Is bigger really better? Read this book to find the answers.
Author: Aaron James Publisher: Clink Street Publishing ISBN: 9781912262809 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 18
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The Dog Ate My Homework by Aaron James is a collection of short poems that will capture your imagination. Filled with fun stories that make you think, laugh and tell your friends. Do you remember your first day at school? Or when you tried to convince your teacher you actually done your homework? Or the excitement you felt when you bought your new pair of trainers? In The Dog Ate My Homework you will get a chance to read all these stories and many more!
Author: Shel Silverstein
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Author: Aaron James
Author: Bruce Lansky
Author: Joe Dwyer
Author: Charles Montgomery
Author: Shel Silverstein
Author: Bruce Lansky
Author: Greg Van Eekhout
Author: Aaron James
Author: Sally Murphy