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Author: Sean Connolly Publisher: Arcturus Publishing ISBN: 1838578641 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 62
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Author: Sean Connolly Publisher: Arcturus Publishing ISBN: 1838578641 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 62
Book Description
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Author: Patrick E. King Publisher: Turtleback Books ISBN: 9780808567165 Category : Domestic animals Languages : en Pages : 0
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A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.
Author: Laurie Zaleski Publisher: St. Martin's Press ISBN: 125027284X Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 237
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An inspiring and moving memoir of the author's turbulent life with 600 rescue animals. Laurie Zaleski never aspired to run an animal rescue; that was her mother Annie’s dream. But from girlhood, Laurie was determined to make the dream come true. Thirty years later as a successful businesswoman, she did it, buying a 15-acre farm deep in the Pinelands of South Jersey. She was planning to relocate Annie and her caravan of ragtag rescues—horses and goats, dogs and cats, chickens and pigs—when Annie died, just two weeks before moving day. In her heartbreak, Laurie resolved to make her mother's dream her own. In 2001, she established the Funny Farm Animal Rescue outside Mays Landing, New Jersey. Today, she carries on Annie’s mission to save abused and neglected animals. Funny Farm is Laurie’s story: of promises kept, dreams fulfilled, and animals lost and found. It’s the story of Annie McNulty, who fled a nightmarish marriage with few skills, no money and no resources, dragging three kids behind her, and accumulating hundreds of cast-off animals on the way. And lastly, it's the story of the brave, incredible, and adorable animals that were rescued. Although there are some sad parts (as life always is), there are lots of laughs.
Author: John Terry Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing ISBN: 191215837X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 171
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The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]
Author: Uncle Amon Publisher: ISBN: 9781534957749 Category : Languages : en Pages : 36
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Happy Readers ~ Happy Kids! Are you looking for a children's book that is highly entertaining, great for beginning readers, and is jam-packed with stories, jokes, and more? Follow the adventures of Farm Tales! This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Each story contains an important moral and lesson with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers! These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be read aloud with friends and family! 5 cute short stories Excellent for early and beginning readers Great for reading aloud with friends and family Cute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime story Funny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kids This books is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and read aloud at home. Story List & Activities: Ricky the Farm Boy Delores the Cow Buddy the Wonder Goat Lucky the Rooster Eleanor's Egg Farm Jokes Games and Puzzles Each story contains an important lesson for strong character development in children. Scroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!
Author: G. Brian Karas Publisher: Henry Holt and Company (BYR) ISBN: 1250116511 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
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On the farm, workers pick vegetables, collect eggs, and make cheese. At the market the next day, the workers set up their stands and prepare for shoppers to arrive. Amy, the baker at the Busy Bee Café, has a very special meal in mind-and, of course, all the farmers show up at the café to enjoy the results of their hard work. This informative book introduces children to both local and urban greenmarkets and paints a warm picture of a strong, interconnected community.
Author: Mary Ellen Jordan Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company ISBN: 0807544019 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 28
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2014 CELI Children's Read Aloud Book Winner A quirky, rhyming picture book about farm animals behaving badly before bedtime. This is my cow, she's called Daisy. She should eat grass but she's too lazy. Instead she eats jelly on a spoon, all through the morning till late afternoon. This quirky, rhyming picture book about farm animals behaving badly will have children laughing and, eventually, lull them to sleep along with the tuckered-out animals.
Author: Sean Connolly
Author: Sean Connolly
Author: Sean Connolly
Author: Patrick E. King
Author: Mark Teague
Author: Laurie Zaleski
Author: John Terry
Author: Michael Dahl
Author: Uncle Amon
Author: G. Brian Karas
Author: Mary Ellen Jordan