The Mayhem of Christmas PDF Download

Author: Justin Tully
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1794796088
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 160

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The Mayhem of Christmas is the story of a group of elves in human form who have got together in order to prevent Christmas from happening for the thousands of shoppers inside the Escapade Shopping Mall this year, but unfortunately for them Santa Claus has got wind of the plan and decides to send his own good elves into the mall in order to battle against them. Can they overcome the dark forces in order to liberate the mall or will the bad elves win out? Find out in this fun packed adventure story...

Author: Aaron T Knight
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Agatha Christie's famous detective, Miss Marple has amazed everyone with her super ability to solve murders. Why hasn't any killer tried to knock her off when they learn she is on the case? In this satire a Miss Marble, quite different from Miss Marple, is to be murdered by a group of people out for revenge. A perfect settiing is a 500 year anniversary celebration of a castle located in Northern England. Bumbles, fumbles and outright stupidity foil attempts to kill her. Comic satire. Lisa Binion Author Story & My Thoughts: I grew up reading Agatha Christie's mysteries. I own all of them, and each one has been read several times. No criminal could get away with any wrongdoing if Miss Marple happened to be in the vicinity. With her long history of solving crime, have you ever wondered why no criminal ever tried to do away with her? Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem and Murder is a mystery-comedy spoof in which Miss Marple is known as the hilarious Miss Marble. In this story, someone is trying to do away with her so she will no longer stick her nose where criminals feel it doesn't belong. Cheatham castle in northern England provides the setting for this story during a brutal British winter and the Christmas season. A 500-year anniversary is seen as a time to draw attention to the castle and prepare to turn it into a tourist magnet. During this celebration, the castle is full of guests and one or more of these guests wants snoopy old Miss Marble dead. Others among the visitors do not want her to stay alive. There are enough red herrings, attacks, narrow escapes, and murders to satisfy any fan of mystery fiction. I don't believe that there will ever be another Agatha Christie, but Aaron Knight has successfully written a satisfying spoof of one of the brilliant detectives she created. If you are a fan of Miss Marple stories, you might get a kick out of seeing her in a different light. I believe that even Agatha Christie herself would get a kick out of this spoof of one of her famous detectives.

Author: Bonnie Daly
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781492934752
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 90

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Leaving no stone unturned—or present unwrapped—Christmas Madness, Mayhem, & Mall Santas takes you on a hilarious journey through the misadventures, mishaps, and misguided sentiments that we all deal with during the Christmas season. Be prepared to laugh in the face of holiday stress, as you delve into such topics as parent-proof packaging, cats vs. Christmas trees, bows that don't stick, lights that won't light, and husbands that won't help, as well as a multitude of other misaligned, multifaceted merriment.

Author: Kate Kingsbury
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101445084
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 199

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In this Pennyfoot Hotel Christmas mystery, guests and staff alike are coming together under the kissing bough—only to fall victim to a cold-blooded killer… At the Pennyfoot Hotel, Cecily Sinclair Baxter and her staff are hustling and bustling more than ever. Cecily’s dear friend Madeline arrives with her new baby and adds a kissing bough to the festive decorations. Cecily gets in the spirit by kissing the precious baby beneath the bough, believing that the holiday couldn’t be getting off to a better start. But after a footman and a new maid are seen kissing under the bough and turn up dead, the staff is convinced a serial killer is spending the holidays at the Pennyfoot. And when Madeline’s baby disappears, Cecily has her hands full desperately trying to find the child. If she doesn’t catch this killer in time, everyone’s cheer will quickly turn to fear…

Author: Meg Muldoon
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781091685512
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 247

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It's July in Christmas River, and the temperature isn't the only thing flaring out of control.After a fire destroys her best friend's ornament shop, pie baker extraordinaire Cinnamon Peters soon discovers that the blaze was no accident. Just days before the annual Christmas River in July Parade and Play, it becomes clear that a maniac is roaming the tourist-packed streets of Christmas River.And he's got a flair for the dramatic. Will Cinnamon and her sheriff's deputy boyfriend find out who's behind the blaze before the rest of the town goes up in flames? Mayhem abounds in this smoldering sequel to Murder in Christmas River.

Author: Margaret Daley
Publisher: Harlequin Treasury-Love Inspired 90s
ISBN: 9780373443659
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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Merry mayhem: "When single mom Annie Coleman unexpectedly arrives in Christmas, Oklahoma, police chief Caleb Jackson suspects she's hiding secrets. He'll be watching her closely. And his protection is just what Annie and her daughter need, as danger has followed them to their new home."--Page 4 of cover

Author: Christie Ridgway
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 9780060732059
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 388

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An unexpected visitor is about to arrive with an unexpected gift ... Will it be something wonderful or woeful, rueful or romantic... or a little bit of everything? In the expert hands of four unsurpassed storytellers, "the season of giving" takes on an air of mystery. Get ready for a stockingful of shocking -- a potent holiday punch spiked with surprises, a hearty dash of romance and a twist of murder! The incomparable Christie Ridgway sends a shy, lonely teacher on a mundane pre-Yuletide errand that becomes the most daring, dangerous, and titillating adventure of her life. Award-winning mystery master Katherine Hall Page's plucky sleuth Faith Fairchild discovers a Christmas miracle that comes wrapped in deception. Judi McCoy's spirited career girl Claire St. Germaine receives a truly magical gift with very mysterious origins. And Rebecca Mayfield, the delightful creation of Joanne Pence, discovers the hard way that Santa isn't always a saint.

Author: Kayla Isaac
Publisher:
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Languages : en
Pages : 124

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The holidays are supposed to be a time of joy and love with your family. But the holidays with the Garett family is like getting water and oil to mix; it isn't happening. When the family finally comes together for the holidays, mayhem is sure to break loose. After five years of being away from her judgmental, hypocritical family, Tru is dragged to Charleston, South Carolina for the holidays. All her life she's done nothing but live up to her parents expectations. Still being viewed as a bougie brat by some of her family, she still tries to impress them, regardless of the mental and emotional strain it puts on her. All she wants for the holidays is to have her family accept her and be proud of her for once. Syaire, Tru's older sister is living the life others would kill for. Married to a brain surgeon and raising three beautiful kids was something she always wanted. Having already traveled around the entire world, Syaires only worry is outdoing her competition, her little sister Tru; even if it means tearing her down every chance she gets. Envying her sister isn't Syaires only issue. When secrets and alcohol spill on the holidays, flashing a couple grand won't save her this time. Nora is the youngest sister out of the Garret siblings. Dropping out of college and moving to LA to be the most known model had it's perks. But when things go left and her pockets are dry, shes stuck between a rock and a hard place. Not wanting to be seen as the disappointment of the family, Nora waltz into South Carolina gaming the superstar personality she once had in the beginning. With skeletons in the closet of her own, will the holidays in South Carolina be better than the not so easy life she had back in LA? The Garrett family is about to have one hell of a holiday. All they wanna do is make to New Years without killing one another. Tru only wants one thing for Christmas and it is to be true to herself. The only thing that scares her is, her family may not make it to Christmas without being on The First 48. But what would the holidays be without a little bit of Christmas Mayhem?

Author: Dana Cameron
Publisher: Chizine Publications
ISBN: 9781771484992
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 300

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They wanted a War on Christmas; they got it: an anthology of weird and fantastic stories that snap back against glitzy prefab holiday cheer.

Author: Jodi Taylor
Publisher: Headline
ISBN: 1472264452
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 300

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The sixth book in the bestselling Chronicles of St Mary's series which follows a group of tea-soaked disaster magnets as they hurtle their way around History. If you love Jasper Fforde or Ben Aaronovitch, you won't be able to resist Jodi Taylor. What if the course of history was on your shoulders? 'To do what I do - go where I go - see what I see - it's a wonderful, unique, never-to-be-taken-for-granted privilege.' With great privilege comes great responsibility, something Max knows only too well, and as newly appointed Chief Training Officer at the St Mary's Institute of Historical Research, it's up to her to drum this guiding principle into her five new recruits. With a training programme that includes Joan of Arc, an illegal mammoth, a duplicitous Father of History, a bombed rat, Stone Age hunters and Dick the Turd, the question everyone is asking themselves is - what could possibly go wrong? Readers love Jodi Taylor: 'Once in a while, I discover an author who changes everything... Jodi Taylor and her protagonista Madeleine "Max" Maxwell have seduced me' 'A great mix of British proper-ness and humour with a large dollop of historical fun' 'Addictive. I wish St Mary's was real and I was a part of it' 'Jodi Taylor has an imagination that gets me completely hooked' 'A tour de force'