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Author: Ward Parker Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media ISBN: 1957158107 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1036
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Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?
Author: Ward Parker Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media ISBN: 1957158107 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1036
Book Description
Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?
Author: Lynn Waddell Publisher: University Press of Florida ISBN: 0813047811 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 342
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Most people visit the Sunshine State for its theme parks and beaches, but there is another side to Florida, an underbelly few tourists ever see, a periphery most residents know about but--out of decorum or discomfort--prefer not to discuss. In Fringe Florida, Lynn Waddell explores the frequently exotic, often sensational, and sometimes illicit worlds of the oddest state in the nation. Waddell takes the reader on a colorful journey to meet the most unconventional of Floridians in unbelievable and spectacular places. At Fetish Con, she befriends furries and pony girls. She travels to Cassadaga, the oldest active Spiritualist community in the South, where trained mediums converse with the dead, and to the Holy Land Experience theme park in Orlando, where one can eat a hot dog while watching a reenactment of the Crucifixion. She interviews the founder of the Leather & Lace Motorcycle Club, a Daytona Beach-area grandmother who hosts the club's annual gathering at her subdivision home where scores of lady bikers camp out on her lawn. At an Animal Amnesty Day outside Busch Gardens, Waddell meets exotic reptile owners who give up their beloved-but no-longer-manageable pets and others who vie to take home the cast-offs. If you've ever wanted to parade around on a pimped-out swamp buggy amidst a couple thousand beer-swigging mud boggers or fall asleep with a python hissing in your ear, been tempted to bring a Capuchin monkey in a stroller to a Little League game, or contemplated sitting on the beach waiting to be picked up by a UFO but couldn’t quite bring yourself to such extremes, Fringe Florida is for you.
Author: Mark Muncy Publisher: Arcadia Publishing ISBN: 1439665087 Category : Travel Languages : en Pages : 172
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Discover the weird sites and peculiar stories that lurk in the shadows of the Sunshine State in this guide for fans of all things freaky. Millions of people flock to Florida for its beaches and tourist attractions. Most never learn about the strange locations just off the beaten path. In Freaky Florida, Mark Muncy and Kari Schultz share tales of Florida's myths, monsters, massacres and legends—and the hidden history behind them. In the beautiful Florida Caverns, a second Rip Van Winkle was woken from one hundred years of sleep. The Green Swamp is home to murders, monsters and mysteries galore. A shining castle made of recycled material, built by an artist like no other, gleams within a Florida swamp. A spectral horse heralds tragedy and caused a notorious scandal in a central Florida city. Discover these and other stranger-than-fiction tales in Freaky Florida.
Author: Ward Parker Publisher: Mad Mangrove Media ISBN: 1957158085 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 238
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Midlife manatee insanity Who’s behind the plot to kill off Florida’s sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he’s actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her. Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy’s magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn’t divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up. Dirty Old Manatee is Book 6 of Freaky Florida, a humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, plus a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.
Author: Margaret Lashley Publisher: ISBN: 9781949989106 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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Florida. Why is it Always Florida?740 Pages of Weird, Wacky, Escapist Fun!Get set for three unforgettably hilarious romps through the rural backroads of the state that's become synonymous with strange!Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson's a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.Like Christopher Moore? Carl Hiassen? Tim Dorsey? You'll probably love Oral Robbers, too! The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!
Author: Marie Force Publisher: HTJB, Inc. ISBN: 1952793939 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1010
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Marie Force comes a steamy contemporary romance series about love, loss, family and the ties that bind us to one another... Book 1: How Much I Feel, After the tragic loss of her husband, Carmen has focused on starting her dream career. Babysitting a handsome, arrogant neurosurgeon isn’t how she imagined her first day at Miami-Dade General Hospital. Dr. Jason Northup isn’t going to mess up those plans, even if he makes Maria’s lady parts stand up and say hello. However, her heart—and other parts—don’t seem to care about those plans. Book 2: How Much I Care, After donating bone marrow to a young girl, Maria gets an email from the child’s grateful father, but everything is anonymous until the one-year mark. One email becomes another, until they are caught up in an unexpected friendship. The last thing Marie expected him to be was a gorgeous, famous ballplayer and now she’s falling for a man she’s never met. Book 3: How Much I Love, Wyatt Blake is a cardiothoracic surgeon who had a life-saving heart transplant at 17. The average life expectancy for a transplant patient is 11 years. Now 34, Wyatt feels he’s about six years past his expiration date when he meets Dee Giordino. She's sweet, kind, loving and drop-dead gorgeous. Wyatt doesn’t think it would be fair to drag someone else into his reality when his future is so uncertain. But Dee, she's different from the beginning, and maybe, just maybe, Wyatt might have to break all the rules for her... Fair or not. BONUS! This boxed set includes the Nochebuena holiday short story!
Author: Margaret Lashley Publisher: ISBN: 9781949989618 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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"The story lines are crazy, and all you want is more!""Believable characters with distinct personalities and great banter. Thought-provoking and memorable dialogue." BookzillaGet Set for Two More Offbeat Florida Road Trips You have to Read to Believe!Who needs to watch Stranger Things? In Florida, all you have to do is step outside!A double dose of hilarity awaits when you climb aboard Bobbie and Grayson's vintage RV! In this second two-book set, they take on a possible vampire sighting in Oral Robbers, and sniff out clues to a smelly, hairy beast in Ape Shift.The weird places this duo travel to are real. The stories they uncover? Well, that's for you to decide. Either way, Florida has never been more hilarious than when Bobbie Drex and Nick Grayson hit the highway.Bobbie Drex is a down-and-out mall cop with a penchant to become a PI. Nick Grayson's a sketchy physicist turned conspiracy nut. The two may as well have come from opposite sides of the galaxy. Still, they find it hard to ignore each other's gravitational pull.Together, they make a whole lot of campy calamity as they scour Florida's backwater towns in search of the bizarre, the abnormal, the unexplained, and the next decent taco stand.So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ?.
Author: Natalie Keller Reinert Publisher: Natalie Keller Reinert ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1129
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Begin the breakthrough equestrian series now! Jules Thornton galloped into Ocala in Ambition, and she was determined to never leave Florida's horse country. With her gaze set firmly on becoming Three-Day Eventing's newest star, Jules isn't afraid of anything the equestrian world can throw at her. But she'll have to weather hurricanes, master her temper, and make difficult decisions as she seeks to take her place as a top horsewoman. Always putting her horses first? That's the easy part. Making a living, keeping a roof over her head, and managing human relationships: that's where Jules will be challenged again and again. Take a journey like no other, as you explore the gorgeous Florida horse country with Jules and her horses, working students, and friends in Ambition, Pride, and Courage. As you begin this bestselling series which has captivated thousands of readers, you'll find yourself thrust into the tough, unglamorous world of professional equestrians - and the ways this challenging industry molds its future stars. This collection includes: Book 1: Ambition Book 2: Pride Book 3: Courage The Eventing Series is the perfect escape for anyone seeking equestrian fiction or horse books for adults. In this seven-book series, you can join Jules Thornton and a cast of horses and equestrians on an intensely realistic and relatable ride through Three-Day Eventing, as Jules learns not just about becoming a better horsewoman, but a better human.
Author: Ward Parker
Author: Ward Parker
Author: Margaret Lashley
Author: Lynn Waddell
Author: Mark Muncy
Author: Ward Parker
Author: Margaret Lashley
Author: Margaret Lashley
Author: Marie Force
Author: Margaret Lashley
Author: Natalie Keller Reinert