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Author: Justin J Exner Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1492689041 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 144
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You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author: Justin J Exner Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1492689041 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 144
Book Description
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
Author: Justin J. Exner Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group ISBN: 9780966531916 Category : Golf Languages : en Pages : 0
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This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots.
Author: Kurt Taylor Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
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Do you have a friend or family member who loves golf? Better yet, do you know the frustration and hilarity that comes with trying to play this beautiful sport? Everyone who has experienced the game of golf understands that it can be frustrating, unfair, and embarrassing to play. Sometimes, if you are the sad individual who hit a poor shot, you might be tempted to provide an excuse to your playing partners. A good excuse can relieve the tension, and maybe even bring a few laughs. Sometimes, though, an excuse can be hilarious just by its lack of credulity. A golfer can chalk their bad shot up to anything, absolutely anything, and that's when the excuse becomes a funny moment. Golfers share these stories with their friends, and it's not the shot they remember, only the hilarious excuse. The Golfer's Excuse Handbook contains 250 excuses on a range of subjects all over the golf course, and a few that extend beyond the links! - Five different chapters, one for each group of excuses and the topics likely to draw a golfer's ire. - Each chapter features interesting golf history and trivia, as well! - There are also entertaining golf quotes from players, world leaders, and other well-known individuals within these pages. - Chapter subjects include the golf course itself, a golfer's playing partners, and the weather! This book will entertain any fan of the game, from those who watch the pros to anyone who dares to swing a club. Perhaps this book can start a conversation with friends and family members about who has the worst excuses on the course, or who has said the most outrageous line in a moment of shame. Maybe there's a golfer in your life that needs help with their excuse game! This book can also serve any golfer with a ton of ideas on how to deflect the embarrassment of that bad shot. And, if you have someone in your life who is particularly unskilled, they may need multiple excuses to make it through a round! This book is bound to bring a smile to anyone who has experienced the struggle of golf. It will make readers smile, laugh out loud, and most importantly, appreciate the joy and pain that is the game of golf. Grab a copy of The Golfer's Excuse Handbook and tee up the fun today!
Author: Jason Frank Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781477433331 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 110
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The Golf Excuse Handbook is a light-hearted book intended to appeal to golfers of all handicaps and also to those who have loved ones that play the game and are forced to listen to their stories. This book provides various excuses derived from true stories experienced over two decades playing golf. This is a fun golf book designed to give the reader some laughs, possible excuses and, most importantly, another way to enjoy the wonderful game of golf.
Author: Joshua Shifrin Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1510744762 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 160
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Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time! In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with “My golf clubs are too old.” Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, “There were too many spike marks on the green.” Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: I’m late for my wedding and it’s throwing off my concentration. I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right. If I didn’t have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today. Someone yelled “fore” during my backswing. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-color cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author: Ray Foley Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. ISBN: 1402247478 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 146
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God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Author: Editors of Golf Magazine Publisher: Liberty Street ISBN: 9781603201834 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 0
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Whether you are new to the game or a seasoned player looking for the secrets to taking your scores even lower, the Top 100 Teachers in America have you covered with the single largest collection of fixes, drills and tips ever offered from GOLF Magazine. From the tee box, the fairway, around the green and all points in between, theses time-proven lessons show step-by-step how to instantly improve your swing and hit the shots you need to make more birdies and keep trouble at bay. Backed by over 2,000 years of combined teaching experience, GOLF Magazine 500 Best Tips Ever! is easy to read with hundreds of full-color photographs to explain what you've been doing wrong in every facet of your game and how to fix it immediately. Driving: How to hit it in the fairway more often and add power when you need it. Iron play: Catch it crisp and sweet with dozens of ways to put your full-swing on perfect plane from start to finish. Putting: Time-proven methods from the game's top putting gurus to make the hole look bigger on every putt. Short-game: The best tips and tricks to get your ball out of the rough, fringe and sand into automatic one-putt range. Shotmaking: Step-by-step methods for pulling off draws, fades and punches like a seasoned Tour pro.
Author: Editors of Golf Magazine Publisher: Liberty Street ISBN: 9781603203999 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 0
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The most complete guide to improving performance in the three most critical areas of your game The best players in the world do three things very well: They put the ball in the fairway off the tee, they make the putts they should (and almost never three putt), and get the ball into tap-in range when hitting short shots around the green after an errant approach. These are the key areas to scoring, giving you both the opportunity to make more birdies and keeping big numbers off your scorecard. GOLF Magazine's top-selling Best Ever! series of instruction manuals have individually covered these areas in the past, but never all at once. Now offered as a special three-volume compilation of award-winning instruction from the Top 100 Teachers in America, The Best Instruction Collection Ever! gives you everything you need to drop your handicap in a single set, with nearly 600 pages-and thousands of tips and drills-to take your driving, putting and short game to exciting new levels. The Best Instruction Collection Ever! includes GOLF Magazine's newest title, The Best Driving Instruction Book Ever!, plus it's game-changing The Best Putting Instruction Book Ever! and The Best Short Game Instruction Book Ever! in a specially bound anthology of expert advice from the most sought-after instructors in the game. Three bonus DVDs featuring video lessons that support the book lessons also are included, making the collection golf's most complete guide to improving your game in the three key scoring areas. The Best Instruction Collection Ever!, like all of the magazine's lesson manuals, is backed by decades of experience and the award-winning instruction you can only find in GOLF Magazine. It's the only reference golfers who are serious about improving will ever need, and the fastest way to save strokes and make the game easy.
Author: Clive Scarff Publisher: Ravenrock Publishing Incorporated ISBN: 9781927069059 Category : Golf Languages : en Pages : 72
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Do you suck at golf? Do you know someone who does? While written in a tongue-in-cheek style, Why You Suck at Golf is an informative and education manual chronicling the most common mistakes golfers make when playing this wondrous game. From arriving too late for your tee time, to trying to keep your head too still, if there is a common, easily correctible mistake a golfer makes it is in this book. 52 chapters in all, each discussing a mistake and how to correct it. So whether you want to have a little dig at the golfaholic among your friends or family, or serious about eradicating shot-costing mistakes in your game, "Why You Suck at Golf" is a must read. Written by Teaching Professional Clive Scarff, author of the #1 ranked "Hit Down Dammit " golf instruction book, also available on Amazon.
Author: Justin J Exner
Author: Justin J Exner
Author: Justin J. Exner
Author: Kurt Taylor
Author: Jason Frank
Author: Joshua Shifrin
Author: Ray Foley
Author: Editors of Golf Magazine
Author: Editors of Golf Magazine
Author: Clive Scarff
Author: Team Golfwell