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Author: Dave Briner Publisher: ISBN: 9780983540885 Category : Lust Languages : en Pages : 158
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So you're a Geek, huh? Do you think, because you're a Geek, the Universe (or at least your little corner of it) is conspiring against you, making sure you can't Get Laid as much as you want?Unfortunately, many Geeks are forced to endure some form of socially-imposed celibacy. But now is the time for ALL Geeks to fight back against the selfish and arrogant Sexual bullies who seem to do everything they can to make sure we don't get the 'Happy Ending' we deserve! It's time for you to escape this "Sexual Phantom Zone"!This book is a Geek's Guide to Get Laid! Dave Briner shows you how you can have Sex even if you're Fat, Ugly or Worse! It's a unique, yet educational, guide written specifically for Geeks...women and men of all shapes, sizes and Sexual orientations...who experience the world (and especially Sexual situations) in a non-traditional, intellectual and sometimes socially-awkward way. Dave shares his personal triumphs (and even more failures) in a humorous, twisted, graphic and brutally honest way to identify realistic ways to Get Laid. He teaches you to find your "Sexual Superpowers" without completely changing your personality, lying about who you are, playing stupid mind games or wasting a bunch of your time.(P.S. Even if you're a Geek who's fortunate enough to not need this book, chances are you can name at least five of your Geek friends who do! Why don't you buy each of them a copy?)
Author: Dave Briner Publisher: ISBN: 9780983540885 Category : Lust Languages : en Pages : 158
Book Description
So you're a Geek, huh? Do you think, because you're a Geek, the Universe (or at least your little corner of it) is conspiring against you, making sure you can't Get Laid as much as you want?Unfortunately, many Geeks are forced to endure some form of socially-imposed celibacy. But now is the time for ALL Geeks to fight back against the selfish and arrogant Sexual bullies who seem to do everything they can to make sure we don't get the 'Happy Ending' we deserve! It's time for you to escape this "Sexual Phantom Zone"!This book is a Geek's Guide to Get Laid! Dave Briner shows you how you can have Sex even if you're Fat, Ugly or Worse! It's a unique, yet educational, guide written specifically for Geeks...women and men of all shapes, sizes and Sexual orientations...who experience the world (and especially Sexual situations) in a non-traditional, intellectual and sometimes socially-awkward way. Dave shares his personal triumphs (and even more failures) in a humorous, twisted, graphic and brutally honest way to identify realistic ways to Get Laid. He teaches you to find your "Sexual Superpowers" without completely changing your personality, lying about who you are, playing stupid mind games or wasting a bunch of your time.(P.S. Even if you're a Geek who's fortunate enough to not need this book, chances are you can name at least five of your Geek friends who do! Why don't you buy each of them a copy?)
Author: Eric Smith Publisher: Quirk Books ISBN: 1594746613 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 208
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You keep your action figures in their original packaging. Your closets are full of officially licensedStar Wars merchandise. You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. What’s a geek to do? Take some tips from The Geek’s Guide to Dating. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from First Contact to The Fellowship of the Ring and beyond. Full of whimsical 8-bit illustrations, The Geek’s Guide to Dating will teach fanboys everywhere to love long and prosper.
Author: Sarvenaz Tash Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1481456555 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 17
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John Hughes meets Comic Con in this novel about a teenager who is trying to get his best friend to fall in love with him that’s an “unabashed love letter and delightful inside joke for comic enthusiasts” (Kirkus Reviews). Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy... Archie and Veronica... Althena and Noth... ...Graham and Roxy? Graham met his best friend, Roxana, when he moved into her neighborhood eight years ago, and she asked him which Hogwarts house he’d be sorted into. Graham has been in love with her ever since. But now they’re sixteen, still neighbors, still best friends. And Graham and Roxy share more than ever—moving on from their Harry Potter obsession to a serious love of comic books. When Graham learns that the creator of their favorite comic, The Chronicles of Althena, is making a rare appearance at this year’s New York Comic Con, he knows he must score tickets. And the event inspires Graham to come up with the perfect plan to tell Roxy how he really feels about her. He’s got three days to woo his best friend at the coolest, kookiest con full of superheroes and supervillains. But no one at a comic book convention is who they appear to be...even Roxy. And Graham is starting to realize fictional love stories are way less complicated than real-life ones.
Author: Michael Belote Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1300020229 Category : Christianity and culture Languages : en Pages : 188
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Rise of the Time Lords: A Geek's Guide to Christianity is the debut novel by popular blogger and professional engineer Michael Belote. In it, Belote shares the Gospel for the Geeks: how we can learn about the Trinity from a Pringles can, heaven from Doctor Who, grace from air conditioners, and the nature of man from Schrodinger's cat.
Author: Harris O'Malley Publisher: ISBN: 9780996487115 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 354
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Ever wish dating came with an instruction manual? Now it does. New Game + is the book that every geeky guy wishes he had. If you've been struggling with dating, then it's time to start again and get it right this time. Whether you're looking for that one special relationship, something more casual or simply want to get better at meeting incredible women, dating and relationship expert Harris O'Malley (AKA Dr. NerdLove) shows you the way, from the first "hello" to the knock out kiss. New Game + helps you break through the anxiety of meeting new amazing women, helps demystify the rules of relationships, teaches you what to say and when, and helps you generate the chemistry that makes you irresistible. No tricks. No cheesy gimmicks. No creepy manipulative tactics. New Game + is your guide to becoming the man you always wished you could be.
Author: Megan O'Russell Publisher: Ink Worlds Press ISBN: Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 774
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Not all wizards were born to be heroes. Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. #2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. #3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. #4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things. This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams: How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny Praise for How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days “This is a magical, fast-paced, fantasy packed—with a lovely dose of modern day teen—ride.” – Tonja “How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days by Megan O'Russell is the funniest book for teens/middle grade I have read in so long!” – M.W. “Megan O'Russell's heart-stopping magical adventures get better and better and I can't wait for her next one!” – Sherry Author Interview Why did you choose to write a fantasy book that heavily involves a cell phone? Phones are a huge part of everyday life. Smart phone are these tiny pieces of massive technology we use everyday without really thinking about how astounding they are. But what if phones could be used for more than just scrolling through social media? What if an entire magical library could be hidden in your pocket? I wanted modern convenience to meet magic in a new way. What does Bryant Adams bring to the world of wizards that readers haven’t seen before? Bryant Adams is not your standard hero. He is not the chosen one, and the world may be doomed if he’s in charge of saving us all. Bryant is a geek—the nerdy sidekick of the coolest kid in high school—who’s trying really hard to survive being a wizard but is too terrified to talk to the girl of his dreams. He’s just a boy trying to get through his teen years without too much emotional damage…and then magic happens. Who would enjoy this book? If you like humor with a touch of snark, romance with a hint of wit, and magic that might destroy the world as we know it, Bryant Adams is the wizard for you.
Author: Garth Sundem Publisher: Crown Archetype ISBN: 030745035X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 290
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TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT. Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world. Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain. In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination. • become a sudoku god • brew your own beer • build a laser beam • classify all living things • clone your pet • exorcise demons • find the world’s best corn mazes • grasp the theory of relativity • have sex on Second Life • injure a fish • join the Knights Templar • kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves • learn ludicrous emoticons • master the Ocarina of Time • pimp your cubicle • program a remote control • quote He-Man and Che Guevara • solve fiendish logic puzzles • touch Carl Sagan • unmask Linus Torvalds • visit Beaver Lick, Kentucky • win bar bets • write your name in Elvish Join us or die, you will. Begun, the Geek Wars have
Author: Byron A. Love Publisher: CRC Press ISBN: 1315352605 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 173
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This book’s author, Byron Love, admits proudly to being an IT geek. However, he had found that being an IT geek was limiting his career path and his effectiveness. During a career of more than 31 years, he has made the transition from geek to geek leader. He hopes this book helps other geeks do the same. This book addresses leadership issues in the IT industry to help IT practitioners lead from the lowest level. Unlike other leadership books that provide a one-size-fits-all approach to leadership, this book focuses on the unique challenges that IT practitioners face. IT project managers may manage processes and technologies, but people must be led. The IT industry attracts people who think in logical ways—analytical types who have a propensity to place more emphasis on tasks and technology than on people. This has led to leadership challenges such as poor communication, poor relationship management, and poor stakeholder engagement. Critical IT projects and programs have failed because IT leaders neglect the people component of "people, process, and technology." Communications skills are key to leadership. This book features an in-depth discussion of the communications cycle and emotional intelligence, providing geek leaders with tools to improve their understanding of others and to help others understand them. To transform a geek into a geek leader, this book also discusses: Self-leadership skills so geek leaders know how to lead others by leading themselves first Followership and how to cultivate it among team members How a geek leader’s ability to navigate disparate social styles leads to greater credibility and influence Integrating leadership into project management processes The book concludes with a case study to show how to put leadership principles and practices into action and how an IT geek can transform into an effective IT geek leader.
Author: Jerri Ledford Publisher: Pearson Education ISBN: 0768691907 Category : Computers Languages : en Pages : 356
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Web Geek’s Guide to the Android-Enabled Phone Covers Android 1.5 Make the Most of Your Android-Enabled Phone! Out of the way BlackBerry. Move over iPhone. There’s a more intelligent alternative to the same old smartphone. Google’s Android mobile phone platform has all the capabilities of these phones and more. With this book, you’ll unlock every bit of power that’s built into the Android phone and learn how to take advantage of the incredibly innovative Android applications pouring into the marketplace. You’ll even learn how to build (and sell) your own new applications. You’ll begin with a quick, practical tour of the first Android phone–the T-Mobile G1. You won’t just learn how to use your Android phone’s built-in applications, you’ll also learn tips and tricks that’ll make you a power user, fast! From email and YouTube to Google Maps and GPS, if Android can do it, this book will help you do it even better. Are you inspired by Android’s great apps? Create your own! This book gets you started with a complete introduction to Google’s powerful, free Android development toolset! Covers all this, and more... Get online with Android’s built-in web browser Connect via Gmail Mobile–or any other email service you like Use Android’s core applications, including Contacts, Calendar, Alarm, Calculator, and Camera Have fun with Android: from music and video to the hottest games Add new capabilities to your Android phone using third-party applications Build your own Android applications including: design tips, tools, coding explanations, and instructions for publishing via the Android market Learn time-saving Android keyboard shortcuts Troubleshoot problems with your Android phone, step-by-step
Author: Dave Briner
Author: Dave Briner
Author: Dave Briner
Author: Eric Smith
Author: Sarvenaz Tash
Author: Michael Belote
Author: Harris O'Malley
Author: Megan O'Russell
Author: Garth Sundem
Author: Byron A. Love
Author: Jerri Ledford