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Author: Ian Rylett Publisher: Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group) ISBN: 9780099413196 Category : Pirates Languages : en Pages : 76
Book Description
Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!
Author: Ian Rylett Publisher: Arrow/Children's (a Division of Random House Group) ISBN: 9780099413196 Category : Pirates Languages : en Pages : 76
Book Description
Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!
Author: J. A. Faust Publisher: ISBN: 9780557072545 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
After youâve read the hundreds of golden pirate jokes inside, youâll be able to tell your friends âI have read hundreds of pirate jokes.â Your friends will say âTell us a pirate joke.â Then youâll tell your friends your favorite pirate joke (the one from page 43). The hills will be filled with roars of laughter as you deliver the punch line. Your grouchy neighbor will stick their head out the window and demand to know what all this noise is about. Once your friends have regained their composure theyâll tell your neighbor that you have just told them the best joke ever (not just the best pirate joke, but the best joke). Your neighbor will say âOh yeah, whatâs this joke?â You say that youâll tell the joke again if your neighbor agrees to drop the complaints they registered against you with the neighborhood committee. Your neighbor says âForget it!â Well, itâs only a pirate joke book, you canât expect it to solve all your problems.
Author: Debbie Cressey Publisher: Xist Publishing ISBN: 1532413327 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 17
Book Description
What's a pirate's favorite book? One filled with pirate jokes, of course! This arrgh-tastic collection of pirate jokes from Debbie Cressey, will get kids talking and laughing like a true pirate. Sofia Sita's vibrant illustrations transform the jokes into an engaging narrative through the funniest parts of pirate life. Perfect for "Talk like a Pirate Day" or any pirate-loving child!
Author: Rachel Weight Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 66
Book Description
Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .
Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866139 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Eve Bunting Publisher: Sleeping Bear Press ISBN: 1627537678 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
Book Description
The word pirate means one who plunders on the sea, and piracy has been around for as long as men and women have longed for adventure and lusted for riches. But it wasn't all fun and pillaging! Being a pirate was not an easy life. Written by award-winning author Eve Bunting, poetry and expository text are used in this alphabetical examination of the history of piracy. Topics include legendary ships, fabled hideouts, and notorious villains like Edward Teach, also known as Blackbeard. Includes the pirate code of conduct as well as the different occupations aboard ship.
Author: U.R. Phunny Publisher: ABDO ISBN: 1680798707 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 35
Book Description
What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Animal Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.
Author: Shoo Rayner Publisher: Puffin ISBN: 9780140375183 Category : Pirates Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
The Pirate's Secret Joke Book is a wacky and wonderful book of pirate fun - jokes, games and puzzles - illustrated throughtout with lively cartoons.
Author: Ian Rylett
Author: Ian Rylett
Author: J. A. Faust
Author: Debbie Cressey
Author: Rachel Weight
Author: Teddy Stoecklein
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Author: Kim Kennedy
Author: Eve Bunting
Author: U.R. Phunny
Author: Shoo Rayner