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Author: MICK. RICHARDSON
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ISBN: 9781908299949
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Languages : en
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Author: Mick Richardson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781718170827
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 276

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When Robert Jones awoke with yet another monster hangover in his house in Teesside, he could never have imagined that within just a few hours his life would change forever. Kidnappings, the murderous attentions of a midget set on revenge and the world's largest bank heist are just the beginning. But, with pandemonium all around, Rob is oblivious, his focus fixed firmly on his blossoming relationship with an extremely seductive vacuum cleaner. However, there's one small problem, Rob is a robot and he's missing a vital component.The Boro Phallacy is a frenetic, fast-paced and funny crime thriller told through the eyes of two unlikely heroes whose love of Crocodile Dundee knows no bounds."I had to put this book down on the train because my belly laughs were attracting disgruntled looks from other commuters." Anonymous Traveller MBE, Central Line, London Underground"Don't ever mention me in connection with this book again." Melvyn Small, author of Holmes: Boro's Greatest Detective"Make sure your mam never reads this...." Paul Richardson, author's dad

Author: Ken Fry
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781726418638
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 414

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An age-old secret must be kept safe... Until a successor is chosen. From the author of the UK Religious Mystery bestseller, The Lazarus Succession, this sequel is a highly emotional suspense novel with strong religious themes that will plunge the reader deeper into the mystery of The Resurrection Chronicles. A Standalone Novel. It's been seventeen years since Brother Baez, formerly Broderick Ladro, entered the monastery to fulfill his legacy, turning his back on all earthly affairs. His strange visions and doubts have steadily increased through the years and he goes on a desert retreat to make sense of it all. Brodie's painting, The Raising of Lazarus, is endowed with the power to heal. A secret that must be guarded, as it has been since the first was painted thousands of years ago by Annas Zevi who witnessed the miraculous event. Brodie senses that a new artist is being summoned. But who? The players are being brought together once again to protect an ancient, unbroken legacy. Martha, Ulla's daughter, the daughter Brodie has never seen or met, is experiencing the same visions. An unknown hand seems determined that father and daughter should meet. Amidst a series of baffling revelations, the action moves across the USA, UK, Spain, Israel and Cyprus. A pastor and an incredibly wealthy Las Vegas casino owner knows the secret and are hell-bent on stealing the miraculous painting for wealth and power. Unless Brodie, his daughter, Martha, and their close friends succeed in keeping the Lazarus legacy alive and the succession unbroken, a powerful secret will fall on evil hands. Explore the Mystery.

Author: Melvyn Small
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781720077497
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 96

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"The best novella I have ever read." Sherlock Holmes at his irreverent, baffling and wise-cracking best. With Watson's literary career going from strength to strength, he secures a slot on local radio to publicise his new book. When his interview isn't aired, he disregards this snub to his confidence as a peculiar but unimportant bend in the path of his literary career. Sherlock Holmes is not so dismissive. He seizes upon the event and the two set off on another adventure that sees Holmes at the height of his wisecracking, foulmouthed, law disregarding deductive brilliance. The Darlington Substitution is a retrospective account, occurring during the same time as the adventures chronicled in Holmes Volume 2. "Fluent, engaging, and with a well-judged balance of wit and humour set against the investigation of a mystery, Small has incorporated the best aspects of Sherlock Holmes while adding his own imaginative twist." - Bibliomanic "I giggled from start to finish with the dry humour that rolled off of each page." - Books from Dusk till Dawn (Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer) "As an editor, I'm a tough crowd but was soon won over... Rating: 5 out of 5" - Morgen Bailey "An engaging, humorous and cleverly written mystery." - Books Life and Everything "Melvyn Small's writing is superb." - Whispering Stories (Amazon Top 500 Reviewer)

Author: Keith Anthony Baird
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781687319715
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 174

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A collection of strange tales for those who like horror, the supernatural, and science fiction. These six short stories explore some classic themes in contemporary settings. All have a dark vibe which creates the overall tone of the collection.The book opens with 'The Sable Lane Catering Company' which puts blood, gore, and terror immediately on the menu with a snapshot of a serial killer serving up something special for his sadistic clientele.Next up is a pure 80s horror homage, with 'John: Carpenter' giving a direct nod to the movie director's catalogue of work.'Skullcherry Orchard' sees a paranormal investigation take a turn for the worst in rural North West England. It's a traditional ghost story given a contemporary flavour.Story number four is rooted in the occult practices of the Nazi regime circa WWII and proves a terrifying and tragic turn of events for those who want to know just 'What's In The Box?'No book of dark tales could be complete without a reworking of the time-honoured vampire saga, and 'Mother Rain and Father Wolf' does just that. Presented as a warning to those who would meddle in the truth which lies behind a mythology, it chronicles age-old revenge on the Church.Lastly, 'Floor 9' is a sci-fi piece which is quite simply designed to mess with your head. It has a split narrative and is a tad on the trippy side, and hopefully just good fun.If you purchase and enjoy this book of shorts, then please consider my full-length novels: The Jesus Man & Nexilexicon, both available in ebook, audio, and paperback via Amazon. Thank you! KAB

Author: Ken Fry
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781542913621
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 366

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A LEGEND TO SLAUGHTER FOR... A TRUTH TO DIE FOR... A Novel of Murder. Mystery. Faith. Hope. Redemption Bestselling Religious Mystery recommended for readers of Dan Brown. The Lazarus Succession is a modern-day thriller with a medieval mystery attached to it. The discovery of which could change mankind forever. Praise for The Lazarus Succession: "A thrilling plot ... I can imagine it being given the big screen treatment." - Amazon UK "A brilliant read. Could be screenplay for the next Indiana Jones...." - Amazon UK "If you like Dan Brown then this one is for you." - Amazon UK ..".we are treated to a fast-paced page-turner of cat and mouse intrigue. A very exciting story indeed, which kept me on my toes right up until the end with twists and turns all of the way." - Goodreads Review "Ken Fry writes with such fluidity that characters and situations spring to life." - Goodreads Review ..". frightening and beautiful. A dying Countess, an artist torn between the woman he loves and a faith which compels him... I recommend it highly." - Amazon US According to legend, Annas Zevi, an artist who witnessed the raising of Lazarus, was told by Christ to paint what he saw. Over the centuries, his completed works has vanished, along with every other painting depicting Lazarus' resurrection. They were rumoured to be sacred icons with miraculous powers. Broderick Ladro and Ulla Stuart are hired by a disgraced High Court judge, Sir Maxwell Throgmorton, to locate a long lost medieval painting by Spanish artist Francisco Cortez. Like Zevi, his work is said to be divinely inspired. Throgmorton's client, a wealthy Spanish Condesa, is terminally ill and the icon is her last hope. She will pay and do whatever it takes to find the missing work of Cortez. Unbeknown to the Condesa, Throgmorton seeks to make a vast personal fortune from the discovery of the paintings, and plans to use it to reclaim his place in society. When Ladro and Stuart learns of Throgmorton's deceit, they begin a battle to stop his plans. In the process, they discover the Lazarus secret that changes their life forever. Just as it changed the lives of everyone it touched across the centuries.

Author: Christopher Percy
Publisher: Christopher Percy Author
ISBN:
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 184

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The people of Sumner are odd. Their village, far to the north where the weather is worst, is lost to a world of snow and ice and freezing death. No one trusts Sumner. No one goes there...until now. King Fialsun’s soldiers are battle weary. They have spent years carving an empire that starts from the south and rises up like an inexorable branch, twisting east and west and now to new territories in the north. Despite growing dissent, Fialsun’s power remains absolute and his might infinite. But one village remains outside from his sovereignty: Sumner. Fialsun sends one hundred of his soldier veterans to find and to decimate the village. To bring an end to its stigma and to quash the dreaded infamy of its most lethal warrior: Threecuts. But strange events have been unfolding in Sumner. A girl has gone missing and warriors deem they have captured a creature from mythology. All the evidence leads to the conclusion that an ancient evil is coming. In one night the fate of Sumner will be decided. If the King’s soldiers do not reach them first, then the creatures of the Dark of Winter will. Gory battles, a tense plot with a thrilling conclusion, and a ribbon of weirdness running throughout make Dark of Winter a highly satisfying read. Readers' Favorite absolutely fantastic... dark, epic, gritty fantasy... get a sense of cold, horrible, dread. GoodReads Review

Author: Jan Harvey
Publisher: Matador
ISBN: 9781785899089
Category : Letters
Languages : en
Pages : 336

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When Claudette Bourvil is recruited to the French Resistance the last thing she expects is that she will be sent to work in the heart of Paris to spy on senior Nazi officers. Claudette learns how to survive in a city ravaged by war, where the citizens are murdered on the whim of the occupying force. Constantly under threat of discovery, and in danger of losing her life, Claudette risks everything when she falls in love with the wrong man, the worst kind of man. Over seventy years later, in rural Oxfordshire, Connie Webber discovers seven letters linked to a famous playwright, Freddy March. The letters will eventually lead her to Paris where she discovers the horrific reason behind Freddy's life long depression. As his mother's story unfolds Connie uncovers a dark past that the city has tried to erase from history.

Author: Adrian Frutiger
Publisher:
ISBN:
Category : Signs and symbols
Languages : en
Pages : 162

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Author: Ken Stark
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781775181569
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 330

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The world went blind. Then it went mad.But the Virus has one more trick up its sleeve...From the author of the post-apocalyptic, zombie horror novels, Stage 3 and Stage 3: Alpha, Stage 3: Bravo is a fast-paced, nail-biting thriller for fans of The Walking Dead and World War Z.Hank Mason had nothing left to lose. But then came Mackenzie. And then came Sarah. And then came the others. Though these seven souls had somehow survived the first days of the epidemic, every minute of life in this new world came at a price. Thrown into a relentless battle against a population turned feral on one side, and desperate men willing to do anything to stay alive on the other, the only question remaining was... How much were they were willing to pay to survive?Now, those precious few are in a desperate race to save one more lost soul, and time is running out. The clock started ticking the moment they pulled into that forgotten little corner of a world gone insane. Every second brings them closer to death.They'll have to find a way out... or die trying.Get your copy!